Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Potato Chips


Golden fried, thin yet wide
Crunchy to the core
Potato soul, eat 'em whole
Flavoured to perfection
In silvered sacs, cause heart-attacks
Yet loved by nearly all
O potato chips, with or without the dips
The food of kings and beggars
O potato chips, passing through our lips
What would we not do for you

Saturday, 5 January 2013

Metapoem 1.1


This poem is pretty comic
You will like it just fine
Only problem is though
The poem isn't mine
I made Kerwin write it
He's doing it right now
I don't know what it's about
Perhaps a purple cow
He has finished it completely
Just passed it on to me
This is the second last line
We both have iced tea